Fat Insults

Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head

People like you are the reason I work out.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

You look like a before picture.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!

You're the reason they invented double doors!

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?

You know you're fat when no one has mentioned you're also ginger.

You're so fat, if you got your shoes shined, you'd have to take their word for it!

You're so fat, you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.

You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.

You're a light eater alright. As soon as it gets light, you starts eating.

You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

You're so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!

You're so fat your belly button has an echo echo echo...

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

You have enough fat to make another human.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.

You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit

You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest.

Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.

You're so fat, you could sell shade.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and someone forgot to say "when"

Get off your high horse! You're too fat and the horse is in pain.