Intelligence insults to bring them back down to earth.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.

Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?

If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.

You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.

You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.

You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

I thought you were attractive, but then you opened your mouth.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You've got photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

I've been called worse things by better people

If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

If you were any dumber I would have to water you twice a week.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.

You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.

You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.

Don't get insulted, but is your life devoted to spreading ignorance?

You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.

You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.

You should spend less time at the gym and more time working on your personality.

I can't imagine what qualities you may have that would compensate for your behavior in public.

You're a prime candidate for natural de-selection.

You do realize that people just tolerate you?

If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.

Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.

There's nothing I won't do for you, and I'm going to keep on doing it.

You're just what the doctor ordered, shock treatment.

You're not the person you used to be, and you never were.

You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be,

out standing in your field.

When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.

You're making a fool of yourself, and I've never seen better craftmanship.

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

Would you mind reaching into your heart and getting me a piece of ice?

I'm forming an attachment for you, it fits right over your mouth.

Why don't you take a powder, preferably arsenic.

You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.

I've heard alot about you, now let's hear your side of the story.

You came from nothing, and you brought it with you.

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

Wow, you're even dumber than you look.

You better hope you marry rich.

When it comes to IQ, you lose some every time you use the bathroom.

Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has anulled the anthropoid ape species diversity.

You you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.

You prefer three left turns to one right turn.

Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.

Your brain must be made out of rocking horse shit.

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

You're stupid because you're blonde.