**Old Insults**: Because Age is Just a Number
Roast Your Older Friends and Family with Our Brutal Old Insults
Old insults for older people, because age is just a number, but it's still funny to make fun of
Your age is like a fine wine, it only gets more bitter with time.
I'm not saying you're old, but I heard the early bird special is named after you.
You're older than Google, and that's saying something.
Your birth certificate is a historical document.
You're not over the hill, you're just on the other side, where the view is worse.
I've seen more energy at a retirement home bingo night.
You're so old, you remember when a tablet was something you took for a headache.
Your back goes out more often than you do.
You're older than the internet, and almost as slow.
I've heard of senior moments, but yours are more like senior years.
You've got more aches and pains than a chiropractor's office.