**Skinny Insults**: For People Who Are a Little Too Thin
Roast Your Skinny Friends with Our Funny and Clever Skinny Insults
Skinny insults for thin people, because being skinny isn't always a good thing
You're so skinny, you make a toothpick look like a redwood tree.
I'm not saying you're skinny, but I've seen spaghetti with more meat on it.
Your body is 90% air, 10% regret.
If you got any thinner, you'd be a human slinky.
I've seen stronger-looking twigs in a bird's nest.
You must be a human straw, because you're sucking the life out of everyone around you.
I didn't know you could fold a human being like a piece of paper.
Your skin is so transparent, I can see your lack of self-esteem.
Do you need to stand on a chair to reach the sink, or do you just use a straw?
Your ribcage is so visible, it looks like a xylophone.
Your bones are so brittle, I'm afraid a gentle breeze will shatter them.
If you weighed any less, you'd be a negative mass.
You must be the human version of a paperclip, because you're so thin and useless.
I'm not saying you're frail, but I've seen a leaf with more substance.
Your waist is so small, I'm surprised you don't get stuck in a drinking straw.
Do you have to use a toy steering wheel to drive a car?