**Skinny Insults**: For People Who Are a Little Too Thin
Roast Your Skinny Friends with Our Funny and Clever Skinny Insults
Skinny insults for thin people, because being skinny isn't always a good thing
Do you have to use a toy steering wheel to drive a car?
Your face is so gaunt, it looks like a skull with skin stretched over it.
If you were a pizza, you'd be a thin crust with no toppings.
Your skin is so pale, it looks like you're allergic to sunlight.
Your head is so small, I'm surprised you can fit a thought inside it.
If you were a stick figure, you'd be the simplest one I've ever seen.
Your face is so drawn, it looks like you're perpetually disappointed.
If you were a balloon, you'd be the one that nobody blew up.
Your skin is so dry, it looks like the surface of the moon.
If you sneezed too hard, I'm pretty sure you'd turn inside out.
Your ears are so small, I think you must have trouble hearing.
You must be a walking, talking, human-shaped scarecrow.
Your knees are so bony, I think you must have trouble standing up.
If you were a balloon animal, you'd be the one that the clown didn't bother to twist.
Your lips are so thin, I think you must have trouble speaking.
You must be a human-shaped stick figure, except instead of sticks, you're made of disappointment.
You're so skinny, you make a skeleton look fat.
If you were a type of fruit, you'd be a raisin.
Your ribcage is so visible, it looks like a xylophone.
I'm not saying you're skinny, but I've seen spaghetti with more meat on it.
Your body is 90% air, 10% regret.
If you got any thinner, you'd be a human slinky.
I've seen stronger-looking twigs in a bird's nest.
You must be a human straw, because you're sucking the life out of everyone around you.
I didn't know you could fold a human being like a piece of paper.
Your skin is so transparent, I can see your lack of self-esteem.
Do you need to stand on a chair to reach the sink, or do you just use a straw?
You're so skinny, you make a toothpick look like a redwood tree.
Your bones are so brittle, I'm afraid a gentle breeze will shatter them.
If you weighed any less, you'd be a negative mass.
You must be the human version of a paperclip, because you're so thin and useless.
I'm not saying you're frail, but I've seen a leaf with more substance.
Your waist is so small, I'm surprised you don't get stuck in a drinking straw.
You're like a human pencil, except instead of lead, you're filled with hot air.
I've seen shadows with more depth than you.
Do you have to pay extra to get a seatbelt extension on an airplane?