**Skinny Insults**: For People Who Are a Little Too Thin
Roast Your Skinny Friends with Our Funny and Clever Skinny Insults
Skinny insults for thin people, because being skinny isn't always a good thing
I'm not saying you're frail, but I've seen a leaf with more substance.
You're so skinny, you make a skeleton look fat.
Your lips are so thin, I think you must have trouble speaking.
Your knees are so bony, I think you must have trouble standing up.
Your ears are so small, I think you must have trouble hearing.
Do you have to use a toy steering wheel to drive a car?
Your skin is so dry, it looks like the surface of the moon.
If you were a balloon, you'd be the one that nobody blew up.
Your skin is so pale, it looks like you're allergic to sunlight.
If you sneezed too hard, I'm pretty sure you'd turn inside out.
I've seen shadows with more depth than you.
You're like a human pencil, except instead of lead, you're filled with hot air.
Your waist is so small, I'm surprised you don't get stuck in a drinking straw.
You're so skinny, you make a toothpick look like a redwood tree.
You must be the human version of a paperclip, because you're so thin and useless.
If you weighed any less, you'd be a negative mass.
Your bones are so brittle, I'm afraid a gentle breeze will shatter them.
Your ribcage is so visible, it looks like a xylophone.
Do you need to stand on a chair to reach the sink, or do you just use a straw?
Your skin is so transparent, I can see your lack of self-esteem.
I didn't know you could fold a human being like a piece of paper.
You must be a human straw, because you're sucking the life out of everyone around you.
I've seen stronger-looking twigs in a bird's nest.
If you got any thinner, you'd be a human slinky.
Your body is 90% air, 10% regret.
I'm not saying you're skinny, but I've seen spaghetti with more meat on it.