**Tattoo Insults**: For People Who Have Regrettable Ink
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Tattoo insults for tattooed people, because some tattoos are just regrettable
Your tattoos look like they were drawn by a kindergartener having a temper tantrum.
I've seen better artwork on a fridge, and at least those are made by actual children.
You've got so many tattoos, I'm starting to think you're trying to make a map to help people find their way out of your dumpster fire of a life.
If your tattoos are supposed to make you look tough, they're failing miserably, because all they're doing is making you look like a try-hard who can't commit to an actual lifestyle change.
I'm not saying your tattoos are ugly, but I've seen more aesthetically pleasing arrangements of fungus on a piece of stale bread.
What's with all the tattoos? Trying to compensate for something, or just running out of space on your Trapper Keeper?
I've seen sharper lines on a participation trophy.
You must have lost a bet to end up with those tattoos, or maybe you just have a really bad lawyer who told you they were a good idea.
Those tattoos aren't going to impress anyone except maybe a blind person who's also deaf and can't smell the desperation emanating from you.
Your tattoo artist must have had a personal vendetta against you, or they were just really, really bad at their job – or both.
It looks like you got all your tattoos from a 'Tattoos for Dummies' kit and then decided to add your own special flair... of incompetence.
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the sheer number of bad decisions you've made or the fact that you managed to fit them all onto your body.
If I had a dollar for every tattoo you have, I'd have enough money to pay for the laser removal you so desperately need.
You must have gotten those tattoos as part of a sociology experiment to see how much self-respect you can lose before you hit rock bottom.
I've seen better tattoos on a reject from a bad 90s time capsule, and at least those would be ironic by now.
If I had to describe your tattoos in a color, it would be the kind of color that's always associated with warning signs and danger, like orange or yellow, mainly because that's what they look like – cautionary, ominous, and just plain bad.