Poor Insults: Because Money Can't Buy Class, But It Can Buy Silence

Roasting people with empty wallets and broken dreams

Broke and busted

Is that supposed to be an insult or a cry for help?

If your insults were a TV show, it would be a rerun of 'The Golden Girls'.

If your insults could be a type of candy, they'd be candy corn.

I've heard more biting insults from a game of chess.

If your insults were a TV show, it would be a rerun of 'The Price is Right'.

Do you have a side hustle as a children's party entertainer, because your insults are kid-friendly?

If your insults were a sport, they'd be curling.

If your insults were a video game, it would be 'Pac-Man' for the Atari 2600.

Your insults have the comedic value of a lecture on crop rotation.

Your insults are so weak, they couldn't even hurt a fly.

Your insults have all the comedic value of a root canal without anesthesia.

If your insults were a TV show, it would be cancelled after the first episode.

You're so bad at this, you're making me nostalgic for knock-knock jokes.

Your insults are about as effective as a chocolate fireguard.

You must have learned how to insult from a daytime soap opera.

Your sarcasm is so weak, it could be a nonprofit organization.

Your insults are so weak, they make a participation trophy seem like a legitimate achievement.

If your insults could kill, we'd all be safe because they're about as lethal as a Nerf gun.

Do you get paid to be this unfunny, or is it just a labor of love?

Are you insulting me or just stating your life goals?

I've seen more clever wordplay on a Hallmark card.

You must have majored in 'Trying Too Hard' in college.

Your put-downs are about as effective as a chocolate teapot.

It's cute how you think you're insulting me, but really, you're just embarrassing yourself.

Your insults have all the bite of a toothless gerbil.

I've heard more scathing remarks from a telemarketer.

Your wit is duller than a butter knife.

You must have gotten your insults from a kindergartener's playground.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic, your insults or your haircut.

Your comebacks are slower than a sloth on valium.

I've seen better burns on a dumpster fire.

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