Poor Insults: Because Money Can't Buy Class, But It Can Buy Silence
Roasting people with empty wallets and broken dreams
Broke and busted
Is that supposed to be an insult or a cry for help?
If your insults were a TV show, it would be a rerun of 'The Golden Girls'.
If your insults could be a type of candy, they'd be candy corn.
I've heard more biting insults from a game of chess.
If your insults were a TV show, it would be a rerun of 'The Price is Right'.
Do you have a side hustle as a children's party entertainer, because your insults are kid-friendly?
If your insults were a sport, they'd be curling.
If your insults were a video game, it would be 'Pac-Man' for the Atari 2600.
Your insults have the comedic value of a lecture on crop rotation.
Your insults are so weak, they couldn't even hurt a fly.
Your insults have all the comedic value of a root canal without anesthesia.
If your insults were a TV show, it would be cancelled after the first episode.
You're so bad at this, you're making me nostalgic for knock-knock jokes.
Your insults are about as effective as a chocolate fireguard.
You must have learned how to insult from a daytime soap opera.
Your sarcasm is so weak, it could be a nonprofit organization.
Your insults are so weak, they make a participation trophy seem like a legitimate achievement.
If your insults could kill, we'd all be safe because they're about as lethal as a Nerf gun.
Do you get paid to be this unfunny, or is it just a labor of love?
Are you insulting me or just stating your life goals?
I've seen more clever wordplay on a Hallmark card.
You must have majored in 'Trying Too Hard' in college.
Your put-downs are about as effective as a chocolate teapot.
It's cute how you think you're insulting me, but really, you're just embarrassing yourself.
Your insults have all the bite of a toothless gerbil.
I've heard more scathing remarks from a telemarketer.
Your wit is duller than a butter knife.
You must have gotten your insults from a kindergartener's playground.
I'm not sure what's more pathetic, your insults or your haircut.
Your comebacks are slower than a sloth on valium.
I've seen better burns on a dumpster fire.