**Smell Insults**: For People Who Don't Always Smell Their Best

If your smell were a type of vehicle, it would be a garbage truck.

If your smell were a movie, it would be 'The Toxic Avenger'.

You're so smelly, you'd get kicked out of a landfill.

Your body odor could strip the paint off a car.

If your smell were a food, it would be rotten fish.

Your smell could be used as a plot device in a horror movie.

Your smell could be the eighth wonder of the world, but not in a good way.

If your smell were a sport, it would be extreme wrestling.

Your smell is a biohazard that requires a hazmat suit.

You reek of the desperation of a thousand midnights.

If your smell were a type of music, it would be the cacophony of car alarms.

Your smell could melt the polar ice caps.

You smell like the inside of a dumpster on a hot summer day.

If your smell were a historical event, it would be the Black Death.

Your smell is a plague upon the world.

You reek of old socks and desperation.

You reek of the smell of disappointment and despair.

You smell like the aftermath of a volcanic eruption.

You reek of the stench of a porta-potty at a music festival.

Your smell could be used as a form of punishment.

If your smell were a type of flower, it would be the corpse flower.

Your smell is a biological weapon.

You smell like the inside of a septic tank.

If your smell were a type of animal, it would be a diseased rat.

If your smell were a type of music, it would be nails on a chalkboard.

Your smell could be used as a form of psychological torture.

You reek of the smell of a thousand rotten fish.

If your smell were a type of sport, it would be extreme stink-fighting.

If your smell were a type of food, it would be rotten meat.

You smell like the inside of a porta-potty at a music festival.

You smell like a mixture of sweat, regret, and stale cigarettes.

I'd rather lick a public toilet seat than get close to your stench.

Your smell is so potent it's a registered chemical weapon.

If your body odor were a person, it'd be the in-law who never leaves.

Your aroma is a mix of despair, failure, and last week's garbage.

You smell as if you've been marinating in a vat of stale beer and broken dreams.

The sewer system is offended by how bad you smell.

Your smell could knock a person off their feet from a mile away.

You reek of mediocrity and poor life choices.

If smells could kill, you'd be a serial murderer by now.

Your body odor has its own gravitational pull; it's warping the space around you.

I'm not sure what's more toxic, your personality or your smell.

You smell like a combination of rotten eggs and disappointment.

Your stench is so powerful it could melt steel.

You're single-handedly keeping the deodorant industry in business.

You smell like a dumpster fire on a hot summer day.

The only thing more pungent than your smell is your attitude.

You reek of yesterday's Chinese food and shattered hopes.

Your body odor could clear out a crowded room in seconds.

Your smell is so potent it has its own Twitter account.

You reek of last night's booze and poor decision-making.

Your smell could be used as a deterrent for unwanted visitors.

I'm starting to think your smell is a manifestation of your inner ugliness.

Your smell is an affront to humanity and all things good.

You're so smelly, you make onions cry.

You reek of stale coffee and unfulfilled dreams.

Your body odor is a crime against humanity.

If your smell were a person, it would be the janitor at a high school.

You smell worse than a public restroom in a gas station.

Your smell is a reflection of your questionable life choices.